Ok, I'ma be judgemental.
You know Maine is going to vote on Gay marriage tomorrow. I am wondering, who are all these people who think heterosexuals are doing such a bang up job with marriage?
Nobody, no one, want to be married more than me. But the longer I live, I'm starting to think people just aren't capable of marriage. Oh, sure, you get married and you're all distracted by the fun of planning a wedding. That wears off, then you have a couple kids to distract you. They leave the nest and, the next thing you know, you can't stand that bastard sitting across from the table every morning slurping his corn flakes.
Ok, so I'm on my quest, looking for a kind, smart, mentally stable, decent man. A friend recommends this dating site to me; it's where he found his fiancee. I rush to my computer and set up a profile. I put in my requirements. A man comes up. He's Black, college educated, likes his women with some meat on their bones, really, really into marriage. Know how I know?
Because he's married!
His wife is a BBW, only the second "b" stands for bi-sexual. They're looking for a long term relationship for their marriage.
I know what you're saying, Kellybelle, yesterday, you told us to have compassion for a mass-murdering rapist and now you wanna judge some Cleveland swingers?
Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. What goes on in your bedroom is your business. But when I am looking for Mr. Right, don't come up in my search! And who is this hefty heffa who can't just be happy married, she gotta have errrbody? (I like saying that.) That's just not fair.
I'm just saying, let Gay people get married; they cannot mess it up anymore than we already have.
Who knew Cleveland was so freaky?
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Hey KellyBelle,
There are quite a few married couples who are looking for "free sex" online! They claim that they want someone to enter into a "long term relationship" with them but really, they just don't want to pay for the regular prostitute.
Okaaaaay?
It's not uncommon for a person with a sex addiction to marry a person with a sex addiction.
Together, they both are on a quest for their "fix" and the addiction can be just as debilitating as a crack or heroin addiction.
You may need to change your profile to indicate that you are interested in those who "have a strictly heterosexual history" and "are unmarried and not in a steady relationship at the present time".
I've heard that people have to get super, super specific on those sites so that they don't wind up having someone contacting them who says "I'm not married" and then later says "but I've been living with someone for a few years and we have an open relationship".
I agree with you that heterosexual people are NOT the authority of marriage - just because they are heterosexual. That is very true indeed!
Peace, blessings and DUNAMIS!
Lisa
Even if I wasn't in favor of making sure that consenting adults are able to do what consenting adults should be able to do (marry, get as freaky as they want, etc.)...and I am...I would vote for the right for gays to marry just to see if they can post better percentages for staying together.
I'm amazed at how many people think same-sex marriage will lead to societal collapse the the legalization of pedophilia, bestiality and everything else that has nothing to do with two consenting adults making adult choices.
Well, so much for that. At least for now. Sad result, but perhaps Maine will come to its senses soon...or a few other states will.
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